...I'm not sure how much advice I might offer, really, save for perhaps — well, what not to do in that sort of situation.

[She plays it off as best she can, seeking to keep the remark light and mildly witty, and mostly succeeds.]

But I would be more than happy to help, whether it be something of great magnitude or something as simple as...oh, I don't know, showing how better to faint properly so you shan't hurt yourself when you do.