[One would think people not knowing who France is would teach him some humility, but it's rather done the opposite. He's become a bizarre combination of more arrogant and more eager to explain himself.]

[He puffs up like a very pleased rooster.]

Yes, I am literally France and all that is has been, is, and will be. Apparently, my manner of existence is something that's unique to my world. In my version of Earth, every nation has someone like me--a personification of it, if you will. We are a reflection as much as we are an embodiment, but we do have some measure of autonomy in our personalities.