[Look, maybe kids aren't exactly what passes for a cannibalistic filet mignon or whatever, but sometimes all you really want is a fucking Big Mac.]

Yup! We're just a sleepy little town in the middle of the desert, so you can imagine that this whole "POKEMON ADVENTURE" thing came as...well, kind of a shock.

[He hasn't even played these games. I mean, Janice likes them, but how's he supposed to know what the kids like to play around with these days.]