INVENTORY/REGAINS - DANGAN ROLEPLAY

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WARDROBE INFORMATION
Godspeed, everybody.


THINGS HE WILL SHAMELESSLY YARD-SALE TO LITERALLY ANYONE
Flowers From the Arts and Crafts Power Hour
Handmade flowers made of ribbon, mostly roses, but there are a few other things there as well - namely sunflowers and really admittedly janky carnations. There are lots of colors because of course there are, why did Monobear give us ribbon we just don't know.

Hair Decs From the Arts and Crafts Power Hour
Simple hair ties made from ribbon, adorned with flowers and beads and stuff because the girls around here need cute things for their hair. Again, lots of colors and what have you. Why did Monobear allow this.

Entirely Too Many Bags From the Arts and Crafts Power Hour
Messenger bags and purses made from entirely too many fabric things that may or may not have been underwear at one point in time or another. Because the best inventory item is the thing that carries other things. TAKE THEM HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK THEY ARE HERE TO BE TAKEN.

005 - Salt
A basic seasoning mostly taken from seawater. Has various uses, such as flavoring or preserving food.

010 - Marvellous Prince
Ready-to-eat children’s curry. A curry that uses an abundance of expensive ingredients that you wouldn’t expect of a children’s food. (a label has been tacked on that says: does not contain actual prince)

016 - Kitty Hairpin (x2)
A hairpin with a kitten design on it. With just this one little point, it makes girls shine.

017 - Eternal Friendship Bracelet
A handmade bracelet made by weaving several threads together. They say that if you create one once, you can never cut it again.

018 - Love Affair Ring (x3) WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY OF THESE. WHY. SOMEBODY TAKE THEM.
A pinky ring that will bring you affection if you wear it on your right hand, bring you romance if you wear it on your left hand, and bring ruin upon you if you wear it on both.

024 - Gloves of Tomorrow
Boxing gloves ingrained with much effort and passion. When you wear them, you will want to make cross-counters.

026 - G-SICK (x2)
Known as the “disposable watch” for its lack of durability. However, since it’s cheap, it sells unusually well.

027 - Roller Slippers
Slippers with wheels in the heels. They were invented so that one could move around comfortably in their own home, even though nobody ever asked for such a thing.

029 - Leaf Fundoshi
A fundoshi which emphasizes one’s manliness. Its design is simple, with a single leaf drawn on white cloth.

033 - Yasu Shishido T-Shirt
A T-Shirt printed with an image of legendary Japanese punk rocker, “Yasu Shishido”. Only 100 were ever made.

040 - Comb Scissors
Scissors for combing hair. No, the edge hasn’t gotten scratched up.

040 - Comb Scissors
Scissors for combing hair. No, the edge hasn’t gotten scratched up.

053 - Berserker Armor
Armor that grants its wearer power like that of a berserker. As compensation, it erodes the wearer’s life force.

055 - Silent Caller Phone (x3) WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY OF THESE. WHY. SOMEBODY TAKE THEM.
A mysterious telephone where you can’t hear the voice of the person on the other end of the line. The other person can’t hear what you’re saying, either.

057 - Showa Radio
A classic-style radio, with a retro appearance but state-of-the-art technology on the inside. However, you can’t listen to radio broadcasts in the school.

058 - Fastball Minister
A baseball-shaped velocity measurement device. You can measure your throwing speed by throwing it into a mitt. Don’t throw it at the wall.

066 - Millennium Prize Problems
Seven mathematics problems issued by the Clay Mathematics Institute in America. The prize money for solving even one of them is a million dollars.

069 - Pagan Dance
A portable-gaming-system-exclusive game that was cancelled before release. An R-rated game in which you become a huge god and bring divine retribution on humans one after another.

075 - Vise
A tool to tightly clamp objects such as iron in place for processing. Even just the name gives a sense of overwhelming power.

078 - Oblaat
A thin, easily-dissolvable film made from starch. It’s useful for when you need to swallow a bitter pill, or to speak badly of someone.

080 - Bojobo Dolls
A pair of male and female dolls that you make a wish on, made from the nuts of bojobo vines and coconut fibers. The wish is represented by how their arms and legs are tied on.

082 - Voice Shifter Bowtie
A detective product used by the boy detective with the appearance of a child and the intellect of an adult. It can change one’s voice into various other voices.

083 - Ancient Era Tour Ticket
A travel ticket with “Journey to the continent of Mu with the ancient ones for three days and four nights!” written on it.


THINGS HE IS KEEPING
Silver Ring
Given to him by Ryuunosuke; worn on the ring finger of his left hand. YOU CAN HAVE THIS WHEN YOU PRY IT OFF HIS COLD DEAD BODY.

Handkerchief
White and unmonogrammed, this particular bit of fabric looks like it was used to soak up blood at one point or another; there's a good-sized red stain in the center of it. SILVER WHY THE FUCK DID YOU WASH IT

Photo Album
A fairly thick book containing well-composed pictures of a random assortment of things; some are of people, but a good few are of inanimate things like sunrises, the view from a few different rooftops, and random rocks in the park. Photographs by Chie Hori; thanks, Duster.

Knitted Rose
An orange rose made from knitted yarn, made by Meridiana.

Pinwheels
Origami pinwheels made by Allie.

Entirely Too Many Jars
Taken from the kitchen, kept in his room.

Anteiku sugar
A bag containing appears to be cubes of brown sugar, bearing a label from the café Anteiku in Tokyo. It seems rancid; you might not want to put it in anything.

Anteiku sugar
A bag containing appears to be cubes of brown sugar, bearing a label from the café Anteiku in Tokyo. It seems rancid; you might not want to put it in anything.

001 - Mineral Water
A drink made of processed deep-sea water, for the modern consumer who is dissatisfied with ordinary tap water.

003 - Luwak Coffee
Made from coffee beans taken from the feces of the Indian Civet. It has a unique fragrance, and is one of the most rare and expensive in the world.

042 - Kirlian Camera
A camera that can take kirlian photographs. Unfortunately, it has no film.

042 - Kirlian Camera: A camera that can take kirlian photographs. Unfortunately, it has no film. Thanks, Allie.

046 - In-Vitro Rose: A rose in a test tube; very suitable for sending to someone as a gift. In the language of flowers, red roses mean “love”. Thanks, Ryuunosuke.

046 - In-Vitro Rose
A rose in a test tube; very suitable for sending to someone as a gift. In the language of flowers, red roses mean “love”.

048 - Rose Whip
A whip made with real roses. Even beautiful roses have thorns. Thanks, Ryoji.

048 - Rose Whip
A whip made with real roses. Even beautiful roses have thorns.

049 - Iron-Nicking Sword
A sword that cannot cut iron. It can’t cut living things either. In other words it’s useless.

050 - Muramasa
The ultimate weapon handed down throughout the world, with which one can enter dungeons, warp through walls and reduce everything to ash. But it’s from a different world so there’s no meaning to the thing.

054 - Self-Erasing Cassette Tape
When you record sound on this, a chemical reaction occurs after playback and erases the playback mechanism.

056 - Caterpillar-kun
A hairy caterpillar toy that’s all the rage. By pulling the thin string coming from the tip, you can move it around as if it’s alive.

059 - Antique Doll
A ceramic doll with a head made of porcelain. There are many collectors of such dolls nowadays, thanks to their precise construction and the beauty of their miniature clothes. Thanks, Ryuunosuke.

063 - Moon Rock
A rock brought back from the Apollo moon landing. The composition of moon rocks varies based on where they’re taken from. This rock was taken from the “Sea of Tranquility”.

064 - Tears of Asura
A gemstone passed down amongst ancient superhumans. “Even devils can have friendship!” “You big putz…!” And thus, he cried. Thanks, Dave.

065 - The Secret of Omoplata
A secret book that tells of Brazillian ju-jitsu joint locking techniques that heavily involve the shoulder joints. Omoplata means “shoulder blade”.

071 - Maidenly Carry-On Bag
You’ll definitely want to take this with you if you ever go to “Maiden Doar”, the popular spot for buying female-oriented goods and doujin works. GOD BLESS THE BEST INVENTORY ITEM HAS BEEN OBTAINED.

081 - Small Light
When you light something with this light, it will become small… actually, no, it’s a flashlight the size of a matchbox.

084 - Genius Author Fountain Pen
A fountain pen used by a late, great novelist. The soul of the novelist dwells within it, and no matter who uses the pen, they can only write this same sentence. “I am no longer human.” Thanks, Haruka.

084 - Genius Author Fountain Pen
A fountain pen used by a late, great novelist. The soul of the novelist dwells within it, and no matter who uses the pen, they can only write this same sentence. “I am no longer human.”

085 - What-If FAX
If you speak into this telephone about the world you hope for, a full-length novel themed around it will be continuously sent by fax.


...UM
UNDERWEAR BONANZA

Ryuunosuke's Lucky Underwear (x2 oh my god)
Why. Just why.

Allie's Lucky Panties (x2 oh my god)
Allison's favorite pair of purple panties. Say that five times fast.

Silver's Lucky Underwear (x2 oh my god)
You're already accepted by your feathered weasel family, so show it off with these bright pink boxers. DISCLAIMER: Does not resolve your daddy issues.

Tsukiyama's Lucky Underwear (x24 oh my god)
Tsukiyama's favorite designer panties. The lace is very flattering, completely sheer in the back, and definitely not made of lies. ...Thanks...Ryuunosuke...

Tsukiyama's Lucky Underwear
Tsukiyama's favorite designer panties. The lace is very flattering, completely sheer in the back, and definitely not made of lies. ...Thanks...Silver...


THINGS HANDED OFF/DESTROYED/OTHERWISE RENDERED UNUSABLE
Beaten-up Book
There's no title and it's written in Chinese and dated about a 100 years ago. If you can read it, it seems to be directions on how to summon a demon, or something like that. The pages are all there, surprisingly. Returned to Ryuunosuke.

Promise Kiss
Honey held in a charming glass pot in the characteristic shape of a bear's head. The honey is particularly delicious when used to make honey ginger milk or honey porridge. Awkwardly given to Ryuunosuke in hopes that he did not just propose lesbian bear marriage.

Bells
Bells that give a notable jingle when shaken. They're small enough that they could be attached even to a hairtie. Traded back to Isabelle like an opportunistic jerk.

SBaHJifier
This camera creates a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comic based on anything it takes a picture of. Traded back to Dave.

Hat in a Jar
Wario's hat, found during the first investigation. Covered in blood, rolled up and stuffed in a mason jar. Foisted off on Dave. All hail Dave.

Rufioh's Artwork
Retrieved from Rufioh's room on the morning of 7/1. Includes doodles of animals done with Haruka, and drawings of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff characters alongside pictures of Rufioh's friends dressed as anime characters that were drawn with Dave. Returned to Haruka and Dave.

Porcelain Vase
A fairly large porcelain vase. It seems a little lighter than it should be... even if it is empty. Became evidence in a fucking murder.

Anteiku sugar
A bag containing appears to be cubes of brown sugar, bearing a label from the café Anteiku in Tokyo. It seems rancid; you might not want to put it in anything. Thanks, Meridiana.

Caster's crystal ball
It's a plain crystal ball that can't do anything useful here. Returned to Ryuunosuke.

Beehive
NOT THE BEES! Shoved in his closet.

Victorian Ensemble (x4 oh my god)
Everything a proper lady needs to gird her loins in preparation of getting dressed to face the day. This stuff weighs a ton; how on earth did all this fit into a Monomachine capsule, anyway? Fabric stripped for Bagquest 2k15.

004 - Rose-Hip Tea
An herbal tea said to be good for one’s complexion. Has a somewhat elegant feeling. Given to Silver.

004 - Rose-Hip Tea
An herbal tea said to be good for one’s complexion. Has a somewhat elegant feeling. Used in summoning Kayneth.

005 - Salt
A basic seasoning mostly taken from seawater. Has various uses, such as flavoring or preserving food.Used during the ghost party.

005 - Salt
A basic seasoning mostly taken from seawater. Has various uses, such as flavoring or preserving food. Given to Silver.

005 - Salt
A basic seasoning mostly taken from seawater. Has various uses, such as flavoring or preserving food. Given to Silver.

010 - Marvellous Prince
Ready-to-eat children’s curry. A curry that uses an abundance of expensive ingredients that you wouldn’t expect of a children’s food. Given to Silver.

014 - Sunflower Seeds
Seeds from a flower that blooms towards the sun. When you eat them they taste like peanuts. Given to Silver.

014 - Sunflower Seeds
Seeds from a flower that blooms towards the sun. When you eat them they taste like peanuts. Given to Silver.

015 - Bird Rice
If you sprinkle this rice on the ground, it’ll attract a bunch of birds and it’ll be a disaster. You can eat it by yourself too. Given to Silver.

019 - Crane & Tortoise Diamond
A diamond ring that embodies the Platonic ideal of engagement rings. However, this is a glass replica. Given to Ryuunosuke, because he'll stop indirectly proposing marriage once I stop finding it amusing.

021 - Blueberry Perfume
A perfume popular amongst men. The smell attracts ladies, but guys hate it. Poured out into a drain because NO.

030 - Torcat Drawers
New pant-style undergarments from the gothic lolita fashion brand “Wonder Dungeon”. Fabric stripped for Bagquest 2k15.

030 - Torcat Drawers
New pant-style undergarments from the gothic lolita fashion brand “Wonder Dungeon”. Thanks, Silver. Fabric stripped for Bagquest 2k15.

032 - Brand-New Sarashi
Cotton cloth that was worn as undergarments and bandages in the old days. Wrapping this around yourself will tense your body and soul. Used.

036 - Water Lover
A womens’ racing swimsuit designed with the concept of “being one with the water”. It’s said that you can shave a second off your time just by wearing it. Fabric used for the sake of making a swimsuit for poor damn Meridiana.

051 - Zullion Ray Gun
A gun created with over-technology. The rays it fires can destroy molecules on contact. Unfortunately, since it has no battery pack, it can’t shoot. Left at the shrine for the deceased.

052 - Golden Gun
A replica of a gun used by a certain assassin. It seems to be missing a part, and the firing mechanism doesn’t work. Left at the shrine for the deceased.

067 - Portable Gaming System
A portable gaming system that’s a huge hit. It also includes a music player and a movie playback system. Traded to Allie.

068 - Project Zombie
A portable-gaming-system-exclusive game that was cancelled before release. An R-rated game in which a female rock vocalist treats zombies like her slaves. Traded to Allie.

070 - Super Strategy Encyclopedia
A book containing tricks for every game there is. It’s a must-read for gaming fans. Traded to Allie.

072 - Vibrating Kokeshi
A round-headed kokeshi doll that begins to vibrate uncontrollably when you press the switch on the bottom. It looks sort of like a children’s toy, but who knows how you’re supposed to use the thing. ...Thanks...Haruka... SHOVED IN HIS CLOSET WITH THE BEES.

072 - Vibrating Kokeshi
A round-headed kokeshi doll that begins to vibrate uncontrollably when you press the switch on the bottom. It looks sort of like a children’s toy, but who knows how you’re supposed to use the thing. SHOVED IN HIS CLOSET WITH THE BEES.

076 - Tamagushi
A sakaki branch used in Shinto rituals. It’s used as an offering to connect God and humanity. Left at the shrine for the deceased.

089 - Green Mascot Costume
A costume that makes one want to challenge various things just by wearing it. Looks like a dinosaur. Fabric stripped for Bagquest 2k15.


AWKWARD DEAD-PEOPLE STUFF
Rufioh's Artwork
Includes the hangman game with Harvey and pictures of Monobear dying violently that were done with Wash. Retrieved from Rufioh's room on the morning of 7/1.

Sack of Gold Coins
Each has about 10 large coins with Wario's mug all stuck to them. Too bad gold has no value here, but if you amass enough of them you can fill a swimming pool! Technically there are nine of them now.

051 - Zullion Ray Gun
A gun created with over-technology. The rays it fires can destroy molecules on contact. Unfortunately, since it has no battery pack, it can’t shoot. Retrieved from Kureha's room on 7/4.

Secrets of the Land
A book all about ground types, fossils, and all sorts of Pokémon secrets that make you long for your dad to be less of a terrible person. Retrieved from Silver's room.

Silver's Jacket and Gloves
Exactly what it says on the tin. Retrieved from Silver's room.


TSUKIYAMA WHY ARE YOU CARRYING THIS SHIT WITH YOU
Motive Envelope #1
Contained Week 2/Case 1's motive. The photograph inside supposedly shows a picture of the future.

Motive Envelope #2
Contained Week 3/Case 2's motive. There's a monobear file inside, containing a wound diagram for a lovely woman in an evening dress that's been stabbed multiple times through the middle and lower back, and text describing the time and means of death. Her given name has been violently scratched out by Tsukiyama, as have several of the details beneath the cause of death.

Dave's Motive Envelope #2
Contained Week 3/Case 2's motive. Contents described here.

Silver's Handkerchief
It looks kind of old and has the name SILVER sewn into it. It's loaded with sentimental value. Also covered in blood.

Harvey's Motive Photograph
A picture of a young boy lying in a hospital bed.

Maya's Motive Photograph
A picture of Maya's sister, Mia.