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[preybeforemeals]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL]
(Meridiana, you probably want this one.)

"Ah, amore, it seems I've missed you; do leave something for me and we'll see if we can rectify that, shall we?"

Comments

[deaftly]

...Breed them...

[Like this genuinely hadn't occurred to him.]

Holy shit, I think I could. Inky's a girl and Octo's a boy, so...

[his pokémon's names just keep getting worse and worse...

also that grin he's giving his pokémon is kind of horrifying]

Just imagine, hatching these little shits and stuffing 'em into these bottles immediately! That's going to be so fucking great!

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[preybeforemeals]

You are positively horrendous, monsieur.

That said, I may actually forgive you for waking me up for this.

[deaftly]

As you should! This's too fucking glorious not to share! Besides, I gave you that squid awhile ago, so you can evolve yours the same way!

[...]

Though they do get pretty damn ugly after they evolve. I guess they're probably better at fighting though.

[preybeforemeals]

Oh, I have more than my share of things that get rather ugly after they evolve. I'm sadly getting used to it by now.

[deaftly]

Yeah? Like what? What others did you pick up anyway?

[preybeforemeals]

Well, one of them is a dog that looks like it wants to fight just about everything in the world all at once, except it's rather easily startled and becomes terrified at the slightest provocation. Apparently it's a trait of the species.

It reminds me of Banjou-san, actually. I named it after him, in a very roundabout way - their names share kanji.

[deaftly]

...That's the most fitting thing I've ever heard, wow.

[He's going to be snickering for the rest of the day, thanks.]

[preybeforemeals]

He got upset with me once for telling scary stories during a mission, it was hilarious.

[deaftly]

That sounds amazing.

[...]

Wait, are you talking about the dog?

[preybeforemeals]

No, the ghoul; apparently he didn't appreciate hearing about a house in which all the occupants mysteriously died as we were checking a dark basement.

[deaftly]

Seriously? Come on, stories like that are just stories!

[Naki, you're not one to talk, you probably would have cried.]

[preybeforemeals]

[He just laughs again at that.]

Well, the story was about the house we were currently checking, so that may have had something to do with it.

[...this is such a 3:00 AM conversation, holy shit.]

[deaftly]

...Oh. I guess that's a bit more understandable then.

[Not like he'd be spooked by it, of course!!]