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[preybeforemeals]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL]
(Meridiana, you probably want this one.)

"Ah, amore, it seems I've missed you; do leave something for me and we'll see if we can rectify that, shall we?"

Comments

[deaftly]

Well yeah, but you'd run out of shit eventually, right? Or wait, do your Pokémon go grocery shopping?

[APPARENTLY HIS INKAYS CAN GET HIM A CAKE SO THIS COULD BE A THING RIGHT??]

[preybeforemeals]

They don't, though I'm sure some of them could be trained to if I required it...

[And he's pretty sure the bananasaur has, in fact, gone shopping, but that one technically isn't his.

That said, though - ]

...I'm not living alone, monsieur, there are a couple of others here with me.

[deaftly]

Huh, really? Well that's a relief! I thought you were on your own and doing this and that's just...

[He stops himself there, shaking his head. Naki doesn't look upset by it, but he figured it was better to not continue there. Tsukiyama knows he's got Issues with being by himself, there's no need to bring that up again.]

Who are you living with?

[preybeforemeals]

[...Well, even outside of the Issues that's still asking for the entire situation to go badly, if it's been almost twenty days that he's been alone and refusing to go anywhere; honestly, he hadn't even considered that, good lord...]

Ah, one of them is a girl I met here, I don't think you know her; the other is Banjou-san, who still doesn't particularly thrill me, but I'm not exactly inclined to leave him to himself, either - he'll accidentally end the region in a week.

[deaftly]

Hopefully the chick's interesting to make up for that guy's... everything. But I guess it's better that you look after him so he doesn't find a way to end the world.

[preybeforemeals]

She's interesting enough, yes.

[...Let's...not make her sound interesting enough that you'd want to meet her, however, you'll scare the shit out of her.]

Either way, you don't have anything to worry about regarding the situation here. It's fine.

[deaftly]

I'm really glad to hear that. I was pretty worried about you, y'know!

[preybeforemeals]

[Oh, come on - ]

Surely you know there's no need for that...?

[deaftly]

Well until you just told me, I thought you were living alone, so...

[preybeforemeals]

Well, yes, but even if that were the case, surely you don't think I would just let myself starve or anything.

[deaftly]

No, but I couldn't figure out what you'd be doing for food if you weren't leaving the house. I mean there's delivery, but otherwise...?

[preybeforemeals]

...Either way, monsieur, I'm perfectly all right.

[why is this a thing]

[deaftly]

Good! I'd be really upset if something happened to you!

[preybeforemeals]

...You're being very cavalier about this today; you really must have been concerned.

[deaftly]

...Well, yeah. I mean it's been what, eighteen days, you said?

[preybeforemeals]

About that, yes - I last went out on the ninth.

[deaftly]

...And things are still pretty bad for you, right? You're still weird and sad?

[preybeforemeals]

[...NAKI...]

"Weird and sad"...?

[deaftly]

Yeah. That's how you've been acting. "Weird and sad."

[preybeforemeals]

I have not been weird and sad.

[Granted he doesn't know how to describe it otherwise, but that is beside the point.]

[deaftly]

Yes you have! What else would you call refusing to leave your house?

[preybeforemeals]

[CAN WE NOT.]

...It hardly matters what we call it - yes, things are still difficult over here, to answer the question.

[deaftly]

Oh. Okay. Uh, sorry that shit still sucks?

[#TRYING]

[preybeforemeals]

[...well...okay then

...

...you know what, though, he'll take it]

Ah, it's not something to worry about right now anyway, n'est-ce pas? I just want to spend time with you today.

[deaftly]

Yeah! Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it! I've really missed hanging out with you!