IC Contact/Voicemail

[preybeforemeals]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL]
(Meridiana, you probably want this one.)

"Ah, amore, it seems I've missed you; do leave something for me and we'll see if we can rectify that, shall we?"

Comments

[deaftly]

IM NOT A PIKACHU

[NAKI NO]

[preybeforemeals]

Of course you aren't, monsieur, you're very formidable.

[THE VERBAL HEADPATTING IS VERY REAL RIGHT NOW]

[deaftly]

FUCK YEAH I AM

WAIT THATS NOT THE POINT

WHY DID SHE CALL ME THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE????????

[preybeforemeals]

Perhaps she thinks you're cute.

[deaftly]

IM NOT FUCKING CUTE!!!!!

[HE'S HOT, TYVM]

[preybeforemeals]

Well, I never said she had good taste.

[deaftly]

MORE LIKE SHES BLIND IF SHE CANT SEE HOW SEXY I AM

[NAKI NO]

[preybeforemeals]

...You're not interested in this girl, by any chance, are you?

[deaftly]

NO WAY SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S FUCKING 10

[preybeforemeals]

[WHAT]

Why do you want her noticing how sexy you are, then?

[deaftly]

BECAUSE SHE WAS CALLING ME CUTE AND THATS WRONG

[preybeforemeals]

That may have something to do with the fact that she's probably ten.

[deaftly]

OH YEAH MAYBE THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE