preybeforemeals: (DISMISS ♞ oh - that was your girl?)
Shū Tsukiyama (月山 習) | ɢᴏᴜʀᴍᴇᴛ ([personal profile] preybeforemeals) wrote2014-09-21 12:00 am
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IC Contact/Voicemail

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL]
(Meridiana, you probably want this one.)

"Ah, amore, it seems I've missed you; do leave something for me and we'll see if we can rectify that, shall we?"
aufsassig: and i'm not even a vampire, shit (GLOW ★ wow i'm ridiculously pretty)

[personal profile] aufsassig 2015-05-02 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
How'd you end up with him? Was he left in a basket on your doorstep?
aufsassig: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES (CONTENT ★ blah blah minds like honey)

[personal profile] aufsassig 2015-05-02 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[...THE FUTURE EMPEROR'S LOYAL BODY SERVANT.

It all makes sense now.

...And being Schuldig, he's now wondering whether the circumstances that acquired this particular schmuck were an unfortunate accident or an "unfortunate accident", wink wink nudge nudge.]


...Well, you know what they say about good help being hard to find. Sounds like you've got a winner, so you better hang on to him.