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[preybeforemeals]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL]
(Meridiana, you probably want this one.)

"Ah, amore, it seems I've missed you; do leave something for me and we'll see if we can rectify that, shall we?"

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[preybeforemeals]

That's exactly it.

At the very least this one respects me, which I understand to be something of a miracle given his age.

[aufsassig]

How'd you end up with him? Was he left in a basket on your doorstep?

[preybeforemeals]

Something like that. The rest of his family died several years ago, and he came to stay with us shortly after; I was a bit too young to be given all the details at the time, I just know it was unfortunate.

He's technically my personal servant now, though I've always considered him more of a companion and tend to treat him as such. Partially because I enjoy his company, partially because he takes the entire business so seriously that I'm convinced he'd walk into a lake and drown himself if I told him to.

[aufsassig]

[...THE FUTURE EMPEROR'S LOYAL BODY SERVANT.

It all makes sense now.

...And being Schuldig, he's now wondering whether the circumstances that acquired this particular schmuck were an unfortunate accident or an "unfortunate accident", wink wink nudge nudge.]

...Well, you know what they say about good help being hard to find. Sounds like you've got a winner, so you better hang on to him.

[preybeforemeals]

[Well, he doesn't recall saying it was an accident...granted, it wasn't his family's doing, either, but it was highly convenient, let's put it that way.]

Oh, believe me, I plan on it.

Just the same, while I know how time works here and as such I also know there's no way he could have burned anything down in my absence, it would be nice to verify for myself that he's managed to keep himself in one piece.