IC Contact/Voicemail

[preybeforemeals]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL]
(Meridiana, you probably want this one.)

"Ah, amore, it seems I've missed you; do leave something for me and we'll see if we can rectify that, shall we?"

Comments

[preybeforemeals]

Oh, I don't keep them, I just send them and leave them with whomever receives them.

...They're usually not terribly happy with being flushed out of the grass, captured and airmailed.

[deaftly]

Oh yeah, probably not--

[WAIT...]

Does this mean I'm gonna get stuck with a homicidal Abra!?

[preybeforemeals]

Ah, most likely, yes!

[TSUKIYAMA, NO.]

You could always give it back to me, if you'd like.

[deaftly]

Maybe I'll just let it go when I'm done with it... Maybe it won't kill me...

[YOU'RE A JERK, TSUKIYAMA.]

[preybeforemeals]

Honestly, it's probably going to be angrier with me than it will be with you - you're just catching the thing and putting it in the box, I'm the one mailing it somewhere.

[...]

...So it's going to know that it was captured, put in a box and then for some reason mailed back to you. I think we're going to confuse it...

[deaftly]

Oh well, that probably won't be that bad then!

[He's very good at confusing his Pokémon horribly and they don't seem to mind!!]

[preybeforemeals]

See? There we go, all's right in the world.

I suppose I'll be seeing you in person in a couple of days, then.

[deaftly]

Yeah, of course! You're gonna have to show me all the good dessert places!

[preybeforemeals]

Oh, don't worry, I wouldn't dream of doing otherwise.

[deaftly]

Great! I'll send you that Abra soon!