IC Contact/Voicemail

[preybeforemeals]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL]
(Meridiana, you probably want this one.)

"Ah, amore, it seems I've missed you; do leave something for me and we'll see if we can rectify that, shall we?"

Comments

[deaftly]

With those fucking pants I'd kinda hope not. Then again, with those fucking pants all I can ever really imagine is that you're more of a shameless slut than I am, but then you turn around and do shit like this...

[NAKI OH MY GOD]

[preybeforemeals]

...What...

[...What do you even say to that, holy shit.]

[deaftly]

See, you're doing it again! It's like your brain shuts down after I say something crass like that. So either you're like, the classiest of sluts who insists on being called an "escort" or whatever or you're a total fucking prude.

[SOMEONE STOP THIS MAN]

[preybeforemeals]

...But escorts get paid.

[Things he shouldn't have zeroed in on, probably: that.]

[deaftly]

Oh yeah, they do, don't they-- that explains why you're so fucking rich.

[...]

Because you're literally fucking the rich!

[GODFUCKINGDAMMIT NAKI]

[preybeforemeals]

...Not exactly.

[I MEAN THERE WAS THAT ONE COUNCILMAN THAT ONE TIME BUT THAT WASN'T EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO.]

[deaftly]

Well I can't see you agreeing to fuck just anyone!

[TSUKIYAMA]