IC Contact/Voicemail

[preybeforemeals]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL]
(Meridiana, you probably want this one.)

"Ah, amore, it seems I've missed you; do leave something for me and we'll see if we can rectify that, shall we?"

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voice;

[aufsassig]

[There's just silence.]

Have you never had an ice cream sundae?

voice;

[preybeforemeals]

...It's on my list of things to do before I leave this place, but no, I haven't.

voice;

[aufsassig]

Damn, you must've had strict parents.

How about a calzone? Ever had one of those?

voice;

[preybeforemeals]

Not yet! Why do you ask?

voice;

[aufsassig]

Because now you've got me feeling sorry for you and your poor misspent sundae-less childhood.

I'm half-tempted to buy you lunch, random stranger I misdialed out of the blue.

voice;

[preybeforemeals]

Perhaps I'm tempted to accept.

voice;

[aufsassig]

And then we find out that we're halfway across the country from each other right now and our apparently-destined rendezvous is never to be.

voice;

[preybeforemeals]

If it's truly destined, it'll find a way.

I'm in Goldenrod City.

voice;

[aufsassig]

...Well, now I'm impressed.

Apparently it found a way.

voice;

[preybeforemeals]

And where will I be meeting this mystery man of mine, hm?

voice;

[aufsassig]

Oh, no, just meeting's not nearly good enough. This is like something straight out of a movie, we've got to play it for all it's worth.

How about in front of the baseball stadium in twenty minutes, and I'll be "man in red sunglasses reading a copy of A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swadloon".

voice;

[preybeforemeals]

[...Oh, Mr. Jaeger, no.]

I've taken to wearing small flower garlands around my wrists here; otherwise, I'm told I'm a bit difficult to miss anyway.

Twenty minutes, amore - I'll see you then.

voice;

[aufsassig]

Wear some walking shoes, flower child; it's a short trip to get to the restaurant, but I'm sure as hell not carrying you there.