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[preybeforemeals]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL]
(Meridiana, you probably want this one.)

"Ah, amore, it seems I've missed you; do leave something for me and we'll see if we can rectify that, shall we?"

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[aufsassig]

My luck is changing. Tres bien.

Speaking of which, at the moment I'm "tree-be-in" because I'm hunting Dittos. You know those little purple blobs?

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[preybeforemeals]

...In a tree, Monsieur?

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[aufsassig]

It's a lot easier than taking my chances with god knows what might pop out of the tall grass.

The problem is they're fast little hang on one sec

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[preybeforemeals]

Oh, take your time. I'm not going anywhere.

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[aufsassig]

[Doot doot doo dee doo...]

Fuck, I missed. You want a cute pink dog?

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[preybeforemeals]

You missed...

If you are, in fact, not dropping down on rustling patches of grass from on high like some sort of crazed leopard that hasn't eaten for a week, please don't correct me, I like my mental image.

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[aufsassig]

I choose to take that as a compliment, if you don't mind.

I also choose to leave you in suspense about my methods because it's way more fun that way.

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[preybeforemeals]

I certainly can't stop you.

I won't say no to the dog, either, if you still have it on you.

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[aufsassig]

It's wearing a pink dress with blue polka dots. This is clearly a fashion rebel who lives life on the edge and doesn't play by the rules.

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[preybeforemeals]

Oh, that does sound charming.

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[aufsassig]

If you're staying at the inn in Goldenrod, I'll drop it at the desk for you.

And you can owe me the price of a ball.

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[preybeforemeals]

Depending on what time you intend to do this, you could just bring it up to me.

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[aufsassig]

Which I suppose begs the question, are you going to insist I take the stairs.

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[preybeforemeals]

I'll leave the window open.