Shū Tsukiyama (月山 習) | ɢᴏᴜʀᴍᴇᴛ (
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- !ic,
- *action,
- *video,
- @bertholt fubar,
- @carter blake,
- @cecil palmer,
- @france,
- @greed,
- @kayneth archibald el-melloi,
- @kazuichi banjou,
- @labrys,
- @makoto naegi,
- @meridiana everett,
- @micchy kureshima,
- @nagi naoe,
- @veronica madaraki,
- also mirabella,
- and so no one should criticize me,
- ganbatte tsukiyama-san,
- gentleman of wealth and taste,
- he left escapism hell for this,
- his goddamn life right now,
- jfc he's an eyesore,
- next pokemon master right here,
- this is going swimmingly,
- this is gonna go immediately tits-up,
- tsukiyama no,
- why is this a thing,
- winning
002. [Video/Action for Goldenrod City]
[Well, it seems that Tsukiyama has finally left whatever hellhole he's buried himself in for the last couple of weeks; he hasn't been out nearly as much as he'd normally like – really, he hasn't been out at all unless it's been absolutely necessary – but it seems that today he's decided that if he's going to bury himself in several layers of escapist fantasy, he might as well do it outside rather than behind the locked doors of a hotel room.
...That, and he's run out of reading material.
The feed from Tsukiyama's device today opens with a slow pan over some of what he's managed to find in his attempt to stave off boredom; after a moment, his voice can be heard over the video.]
I'm finding myself a bit at a loss, really – if nothing else, I'm unsure whether I should be impressed or offended.
[To his credit, he sounds more amused than anything; after a moment he turns the camera around to actually get him in the shot. He seems well enough, if a bit exasperated.]
They seem to have things such as The Metamorphosis and Battle Royale as well, things that don't seem to have changed much just judging by the title, but I'm sure there's some sort of completely hideous difference in there that will make itself known eventually. For now I think I'm just grateful that I haven't found anything like The Black Gogoat's Egg...I'm sure it would be by someone like Takatsuki Sentret, while we're at it.
[Because this place is a travesty like that.]
From what I've seen, the film selection isn't much better... Tell me if you've found anything particularly interesting during your time here, will you? I don't particularly mind if it's a pun-entrenched mess; if anything, I'm a little curious about how badly they've managed to butcher things.
[Granted, he's not entirely sure how this is going to go, given that there's apparently a market for things like Sharpedonado around here and as such he is effectively asking for recommendations from people who find things like that to be high art, but you know what, live a little.]
[ACTION]
[It's a little overcast today but it's not too cold, and as such he can be found sitting in one of the squares near the department store; there's a café nearby that he's come to like, even if it's not Anteiku (because nothing is quite like Anteiku, even if he'd never really frequented the place as much as some it had its charms, he can't deny that), and he's claimed one of the outdoor tables with a book laid nearby and a cup of something that steams in front of him. As usual, he's a little hard to miss – which is really just a polite way of saying that he's still something of an eyesore, but at least it looks like there was an attempt today and the entire ensemble is blessedly argyle-free.
He's not reading the book he's got laid out, though once in a while he looks at it in a way that implies he's tempted to at least see how much of a shitshow it's surely going to be; for now, his time seems to be given to actually taking the time to savor the joy that is pumpkin-spice everything while it lasts (as long as we all take the word "joy" to mean "experience that involves drinking that coffee once in a while like he's not sure if it's poison, only to set it down and look at it funny and be clearly unsure in its general direction...but for some reason he can't stop drinking it once in a while anyway") and...once in a while swatting away a really persistent Klefki that is hovering near his head.
She doesn't seem to mind the swatting; if anything, she's seeming to find it to be a game of some sort, and she keeps coming back and...unlatching, for lack of a better word, for the sake of waving one of the keys she's found in his general direction with the happiest damn noise because NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
SHE FOUND A PRETTY ONE AREN'T YOU PROUD OF HER.
...After a while the implications of that will sink in, however, and...]
...Mirabella...
[Surely she hasn't.]
Mirabella, amore – exactly where have you been getting those...?
[If he has gotten some sort of kleptomaniac keyring he swears to god - ]
...That, and he's run out of reading material.
The feed from Tsukiyama's device today opens with a slow pan over some of what he's managed to find in his attempt to stave off boredom; after a moment, his voice can be heard over the video.]
I'm finding myself a bit at a loss, really – if nothing else, I'm unsure whether I should be impressed or offended.
[To his credit, he sounds more amused than anything; after a moment he turns the camera around to actually get him in the shot. He seems well enough, if a bit exasperated.]
They seem to have things such as The Metamorphosis and Battle Royale as well, things that don't seem to have changed much just judging by the title, but I'm sure there's some sort of completely hideous difference in there that will make itself known eventually. For now I think I'm just grateful that I haven't found anything like The Black Gogoat's Egg...I'm sure it would be by someone like Takatsuki Sentret, while we're at it.
[Because this place is a travesty like that.]
From what I've seen, the film selection isn't much better... Tell me if you've found anything particularly interesting during your time here, will you? I don't particularly mind if it's a pun-entrenched mess; if anything, I'm a little curious about how badly they've managed to butcher things.
[Granted, he's not entirely sure how this is going to go, given that there's apparently a market for things like Sharpedonado around here and as such he is effectively asking for recommendations from people who find things like that to be high art, but you know what, live a little.]
[ACTION]
[It's a little overcast today but it's not too cold, and as such he can be found sitting in one of the squares near the department store; there's a café nearby that he's come to like, even if it's not Anteiku (because nothing is quite like Anteiku, even if he'd never really frequented the place as much as some it had its charms, he can't deny that), and he's claimed one of the outdoor tables with a book laid nearby and a cup of something that steams in front of him. As usual, he's a little hard to miss – which is really just a polite way of saying that he's still something of an eyesore, but at least it looks like there was an attempt today and the entire ensemble is blessedly argyle-free.
He's not reading the book he's got laid out, though once in a while he looks at it in a way that implies he's tempted to at least see how much of a shitshow it's surely going to be; for now, his time seems to be given to actually taking the time to savor the joy that is pumpkin-spice everything while it lasts (as long as we all take the word "joy" to mean "experience that involves drinking that coffee once in a while like he's not sure if it's poison, only to set it down and look at it funny and be clearly unsure in its general direction...but for some reason he can't stop drinking it once in a while anyway") and...once in a while swatting away a really persistent Klefki that is hovering near his head.
She doesn't seem to mind the swatting; if anything, she's seeming to find it to be a game of some sort, and she keeps coming back and...unlatching, for lack of a better word, for the sake of waving one of the keys she's found in his general direction with the happiest damn noise because NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
SHE FOUND A PRETTY ONE AREN'T YOU PROUD OF HER.
...After a while the implications of that will sink in, however, and...]
...Mirabella...
[Surely she hasn't.]
Mirabella, amore – exactly where have you been getting those...?
[If he has gotten some sort of kleptomaniac keyring he swears to god - ]
[video]
[video]
It's not considered a good thing within the scope of the work itself - the novel presents the idea that it's a terrorism tactic, actually.
I wouldn't take it any more seriously than anything else in the horror genre, anyway.
[video]
Making kids kill each other. Jesus. That's no fuckin' kind of entertainment.
[video]
Do you believe children should be exempt from violence in general, monsieur, or is it the fact that they're killing one another that you're finding repugnant?
[It occurs to him once that's out there that that's probably a strange question, but he doesn't seem inclined to take it back or try to brush it off, either.]
[video]
What I believe is I say anybody who'd get their kicks out of watching something about kids getting murdered should be slapped in a straitjacket.
Christ. It's bad enough that that shit happens in the real world without some Hollywood shitbird trying to make a paycheck off it.
[video]
It's unpleasant business, not something he cares to think about, and so he simply doesn't.]
Oh, I'm very aware of how often that sort of thing happens in real life, trust me. At the same time, there's still something to be said for being able to separate fiction from reality.
[video]
Blake's own expression is dark. What he's thinking of is a straight-laced, scared kid who'd been through hell.]
There's some things that people shouldn't be playing around with for fuckin' fun.
[video]
Spoken as one would after having personal experience on the topic. Is that the case?
[video]
[video]
Of course, monsieur - my apologies.
[And to his credit, he does seem willing to back off on it for the time being.]
Likewise for the unpleasant topic, actually, especially with someone I don't know; may I ask to whom I've been speaking?
[video]
[He brushes off his sleeve.] Carter Blake. Police lieutenant, back in the real world. You?
[video]
[The sound leaves him involuntarily, and for a moment he hesitates because ahahahahaha fuck, this just got about a million times more awkward, and it takes him a moment to shake it off.
It's more likely the man is just...well as he said, isn't he? A police officer, a civilian. Even if he's not, he isn't a threat here; if their kagunes don't work then the quinques won't either, and even if he's completely wrong about all of that...well, somebody's going to die and Tsukiyama's gotten into it with enough doves to know that he won't be the one dying.
Worst-case scenario, of course. Best-case...again, maybe he's just a civilian.]
Tsukiyama Shuu - it's a pleasure, Lieutenant.
[video]
[That's an odd sound and an odd look on the guy's face, but Blake's gotten a lot worse. However, he's not in the mood to let it pass. A hint of nastiness tinges his voice.] If you got a problem, go ahead and spit it out.
[video]
[...Granted it's also the more complicated half of it but you know what, he is nothing if not...usually polite in addressing people and as such, you are not calling him Shuu if he has any say.
As it stands, however, he just sort of laughs a little, shrugging a bit at the statement.]
And I wouldn't say I have a problem, monsieur; there's just something a little intimidating about a policeman insinuating that I'm possibly some sort of psychopath for having read Battle Royale, that's all.
[video]
[He crosses his arms.] I didn't say psychopath. But you gotta admit, that's a pretty fucked up thing to get entertainment out of.
[video]
Getting pleasure out of something like that, yes, of course. But I don't always read things for the sake of pleasure alone - I'd hate to think of what my usual reading material would say about me, if that were the case.
[video]
[Voluntary intellectual activity is something Blake is deeply suspicious of.]
[video]
Are...are you serious, or...
[video]
Besides, you said you didn't even like that damn book. So what were you even reading it for? Shit about kids murdering each other can't be for fuckin' improving your brain.
[video]
I assume you're not the sort to have much curiosity regarding how others think?
In general, I mean, not as relates to their questionable choices in literature.
[video]
[Blake's expression is firm and stubborn.]
Hell no. Anybody who tells you some degree lets him read people's minds is full of shit. The only thing they know how to do is bilk people out of their paycheck.
[video]
You've been doing something similar yourself this whole time, actually.
[video]
[If you're going to go around accusing him of doing something smart, you'd better be able to back it up.] What are you talking about? I don't do that shit.
[video]
[video]
[Wait a minute.
Blake's face darkens.]
...I bet you think you're real smart.