IC Contact/Voicemail

[preybeforemeals]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL]
(Meridiana, you probably want this one.)

"Ah, amore, it seems I've missed you; do leave something for me and we'll see if we can rectify that, shall we?"

Comments

[preybeforemeals]

[...WELL, HELLO THERE, NAKI, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.]

I don't know, monsieur, are you?

[deaftly]

DONT BE SO CASUAL ABOUT IT IM SERIOUS

WHAT DOES MY NAME HAVE TO DO WITH A FUCKING MOUSE

[Well, at least he kind of explained??]

[preybeforemeals]

...It's entirely too early for you to be this drunk, you know.

[deaftly]

IM NOT DRUNK IM BEING SERIOUS!!!!!!

[preybeforemeals]

All right, all right - why don't you start by explaining what brought this on, then?

[deaftly]

I WAS TALKING 2 THIS GIRL AND SHE STARTED CALLING ME IKA SAN

SO I TOLD HER MY NAME AND SHE SAID LIKE THE LITTLE RABBIT MICE

I DONT GET IT

[preybeforemeals]

..."Ika-san"? Like the squid?

[deaftly]

YEAH I WAS TALKING ABOUT INKAYS

[preybeforemeals]

...I suppose that makes sense, then.

[IT REALLY DOESN'T.]

[deaftly]

THATS NOT THE POINT WHY WAS SHE COMPARING ME 2 A MOUSE

[preybeforemeals]

After getting your name, of all things...?

[Little rabbit mice...ah.]

Nakiusagi, maybe?

[deaftly]

I DUNNO

OH WAIT HANG ON

[After a moment Naki sends over that pictochat drawing of Nonon's.]

THATS WHAT SHE SENT ME

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

[preybeforemeals]

[...Oh god.]

That's exactly what that means, actually. They're pikas - they're large mouselike things, very cute.

If I didn't know better, I'd say this girl is fond of you.

[deaftly]

IM NOT A PIKACHU

[NAKI NO]

[preybeforemeals]

Of course you aren't, monsieur, you're very formidable.

[THE VERBAL HEADPATTING IS VERY REAL RIGHT NOW]

[deaftly]

FUCK YEAH I AM

WAIT THATS NOT THE POINT

WHY DID SHE CALL ME THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE????????

[preybeforemeals]

Perhaps she thinks you're cute.

[deaftly]

IM NOT FUCKING CUTE!!!!!

[HE'S HOT, TYVM]

[preybeforemeals]

Well, I never said she had good taste.

[deaftly]

MORE LIKE SHES BLIND IF SHE CANT SEE HOW SEXY I AM

[NAKI NO]

[preybeforemeals]

...You're not interested in this girl, by any chance, are you?

[deaftly]

NO WAY SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S FUCKING 10

[preybeforemeals]

[WHAT]

Why do you want her noticing how sexy you are, then?

[deaftly]

BECAUSE SHE WAS CALLING ME CUTE AND THATS WRONG

[preybeforemeals]

That may have something to do with the fact that she's probably ten.