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[preybeforemeals]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL]
(Meridiana, you probably want this one.)

"Ah, amore, it seems I've missed you; do leave something for me and we'll see if we can rectify that, shall we?"

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[shuttermouse]

A little junk food won't kill anyone, Tsukiyama-kun.

[preybeforemeals]

It's a wonder it doesn't, really.

Slow evening?

[shuttermouse]

Yeah. I arrived in Mahogany the other day and there isn't much happening here.

What are you up to?

[preybeforemeals]

Making plans and ensuring that nothing burns the house down, naturellement.

I've been here for almost a year now; apparently others consider the occasion to be something worth observing.

[shuttermouse]

You should get a cake.

[preybeforemeals]

You know, I'm surprisingly not opposed? I'm also probably going to have at least one other person persuading me to do such; it's a little inevitable at this point, I think.

[shuttermouse]

Get a chocolate cake. Those are the best.

Speaking of cake, I saw this beauty earlier today.

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[preybeforemeals]

[...holy shit, though?]

...When they're that beautifully-done, it's almost a shame to eat them, n'est-ce pas?

[shuttermouse]

But if you don't eat them they'll rot and you have to throw them away. I thought food was supposed to be fleeting or whatever?

[preybeforemeals]

Oh, certainly, and I never said that it wasn't.

At the same time, I can usually only do so much for aesthetics back home.

[shuttermouse]

That reminds me, I've been wondering - does it taste like veal or is the internet wrong?

[preybeforemeals]

[...HORI OH MY GOD]

Ah, you have yet to be failed by journalistic integrity! The internet is entirely accurate, assuming the veal is done properly; I actually had to warn dear Banjou-san about it, because there are some surprises one shouldn't experience in public.

[shuttermouse]

[ IS THERE A PROBLEM. ]

Do I want to know what happened when you discovered this? Also, ew.

[ She hates veal, okay. :|a ]

[preybeforemeals]

[NO THERE ACTUALLY ISN'T, THIS SORT OF SHIT IS WHY HE LOVES YOU OKAY]

I was actually out with someone that I was trying to talk business with.

[...you can just imagine how that went.]

[shuttermouse]

How badly did it go?

[preybeforemeals]

Impressively so, actually! Not that it mattered, he wasn't quite what I was looking for anyway.

...He wasn't too badly-off, though, physically. Not my type in any sense of the term, but not bad either. He's not around anymore, unfortunately enough.

[shuttermouse]

I wish I could've seen that.

...I wonder how Ikuma-kun would react to eating veal.

[preybeforemeals]

I have to wonder whether he would at all, or whether he'd find it unpleasant.

I don't tend to understand people like that.

[shuttermouse]

He's the type who apologizes to the corpses he scavenges. He probably wouldn't like it.

[preybeforemeals]

Apologizes...? They're already dead, it's not like they're going to care.

[shuttermouse]

That's what I told him, and he said something about feeling bad about taking their flesh?

[preybeforemeals]

They're hardly using it at the moment.

[NICE PEOPLE, SAYING WONDERFUL THINGS.]

[shuttermouse]

[ THEY'RE THE NICEST. ]

Exactly. If he doesn't do it some animal will. He also asks them things like why they had to die.

[preybeforemeals]

...I really never will understand people like that. Bleeding hearts, I mean, it's a little disgusting.

[shuttermouse]

Ikuma-kun is fun but I don't really get him when he does stuff like that. It's like he's placing human life above his own.